Funny frapes on facebook – Looking for the best funniest lines to put into status update on the wall post or message of the victim of a frape? Scratching your head on what to do with the fraped account when you seize the chance thinking of writing something special to make a scene? You have come to the right place.
Funny frapes on facebook – top list of common quotes
The pupose of facebook rape is of course to play a prank on the close one you know and so what you essentially post on behalf of the person is significant. Refer to the list below for all the hilarious jokes that you can post on the victim’s status update and see how they response! Have a nice belly laugh if the trick works when you are able to convince people that the words are actually coming out from the victim’s mouth. There are simply so much fun in it.
- <--hey look that's my name...my name is on the Internet...wow...cool!
- has just made a massive brown mess in the bathroom
- Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey :P
- I like sucking farts through straws... they taste poo'tifull !!!
- I pick my nose and eat it. Because, funnily enough.. I like the taste of it.
- I love to slide around the floor covered in vaseline pretending to be a slug.
- OMG I can’t believe I’m going to be a mummy
- is going to be a daddy :D
- 5 penguins are on the beach then 3 flew to Florida but 2 came back. how many penguins are there? Why are you counting? penguins can't fly & they don't like heat, you moron!
- I love the adrenaline rush I get when I kick my cat.
- I’ve won the lottery!! $14 million!
- Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, and then turn it to the left. Repeat the exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
- I found a lipstick that helps you lose weight…..it’s called super glue.
- I'm not naughty, just behaviorally challenged. :)
- My momma always told me if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.. So why does everyone wonder why I'm so quiet all the time?
- FACEBOOK LOVE STORY:- Add as friend :) -----> Approve -----> Write something on wall -----> Intro -----> Everyday chatting -----> Ask number phone -----> Texting -----> Calling -----> Meet -----> Express love -----> Couple -----> Make relationship status -----> Hangout -----> Misunderstanding -----> Fight -----> Break up -----> Unfriend -----> Block :( THE END .... =p
- My laundry basket has the flu...it keeps throwing up dirty clothes.
- Why do they put designs on toilet paper?? Honestly, while someone is taking a crap are they gonna look at the toilet paper and say OMG its a butterfly!?
Feel free to share more brilliant idea on how to pull a prank on fb. And, enjoy seeing other people’s way in fraping people!